What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tattoo.
How can you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic?
Take the pizza delivery sign off of it.
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?"
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?"
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up and slows down.
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.