Talking Shit, Episode #1: We Preview As Many Of The Hottest Summer Concert Tours As We Can Stomach!


In this maiden voyage of the good ship Talking Shit, we preview the summer's major concert tours. This episode also doubles as a drinking game where you take a shot any time we say the words "First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre". Word to the wise: prepare to lose consciousness.

We begin by lovingly skewering perennial bad-boys Motley Crue for going away when nobody really asked them to, especially if it frees them up to pummel us with unwanted solo projects or forces Vince Neil to start driving to his own gigs.  

Also, we wonder aloud why Pete Townshend, who is STONE-DEAF, continues to jump every time Roger Daltrey needs money as The Who and Joan Jett hit the road this summer.

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!
YOU'RE IN THE FIRST MIDWEST BANK AMPHITHEATRE, BABY!"
Wrigleyville becomes a vomitorium as Foo Fighters, Cheap Trick, Naked Raygun and Urge Overkill bring out the serious, hard-drinkin' rock fans...still, probably nothing compared to most Cubs fans.

Not to be outdone, Kenny Chesney will be bringing a Bro-Country party to Soldiers Field, and Taylor Swift will try her darndest to take us all back to 1989...giving us a chance to slip a condom in her dad's wallet and still make it to Chess King before they close.

To find out who else we mention, you'll just have to LISTEN!  

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